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Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos: The Ninja Option?

by kingjohn34

By now you have to have been pulling a Castaway number to have
not heard of Operation Chaos. For those aspiring Robinson
Crusoe's among you, Op. Chaos is a brilliant creation of Rush
Limbaugh. What he has done is to give all those Conservatives who
have missed out on voting against John McCain a new voting life
by way of switching parties and becoming "Shadow Democrats" for
the remaining DNC primaries.

Oddly enough, Rush is pushing all of these newly switched
Shadow-Dems to vote for Hillary. Now isn't that a kick in the
pantsuits. With enough newly acquired "sympathetic supporters"
that have come rushing to her from the Republican side, she is
quickly closing the gap with her opponent, B. Hussein Obama, AKA,
Mr. Real Change.

The result of this mass switch of parties has caused all of the
Liberals in the coming state elections to literally seethe in
rage at Rush. Oh if only they hadn't of fought so hard to get rid
of firing squads. As usual, Liberalism bites itself on its
hemispherical butt.

What is believed is that this unique voting tactic will extend
the race for the DNC Honcho-ship while at the same time forcing
the Mainstream Media to expose all of the hidden spooks and
skeletons in both candidate's closets. Better still, Op. Chaos
has brought to the forefront the true power behind all DNC
elections; which is an elusive covert branch referred to as, "The
Super Delegates". These Supreme Liberal Beings are the only
Democrats whose votes will ever actually decide who wins the DNC
ticket in all future Presidential elections.

Yes, despite the age old, "every vote should count" credo
shrieked in wholesale fashion by the Democrats and their
mainstream media cohorts; only the Elite Super Delegates have
countable votes. Thus, anyone who is dumb enough to vote for
their favorite Democrat in a Presidential primary is closer to
getting a free pass into Wally World than to have a real voice in
who will be the DNC Presidential candidate.

Hey maybe that also explains why "P.T. Barnum" Gore's Global
Warming movement has gotten so popular? As the Democrat Elite
know, there is a sucker born every day. Which is why Rush's next
phase of OP. Chaos looks viable.

"The Doomsday Option" phase of Op. Chaos requires the Super
Delegate Elitists to completely ignore the highly touted HC and
BO candidates and instead elect their own choice for the DNC. Al
Gore would be a viable choice except he won't debate any
Republican about Global Warming. Well, anyone except maybe
comrade John McCain (see L.I.A.R.) who has completely fallen for
this global worm's scam.

There is also a good chance he could be the Super Delegates
favorite choice. Better still, if McCain became the DNC candidate
that would mean we could actually have a Republican do-over
election! That would light an M-80 under Old Yeller Reid and Pork
Salad Pelosi.

That brings us to what I call the third phase of Operation
Chaos; the "Ninja Option". For years we have borne witness to
elections being undermined and determined by the Mainstream TV
and print media. The primary tools for their cause have always
been bias, distortion and the promulgation of socialistic
doctrine. This can only be expected from those who are elitist
and yet inherently absent of common sense or moral values (see
Bill Clinton).

Since the advent of cable news and the internet, all of their
collusions with the DNC have slowly been tanking due to their
shallow facade of objectivity...along with their failing
popularity. About the only weapon of value left within their
Liberal arsenal is polling...and boy can they use the polls.

For the past thirty years the Democrat Party has basked in
positive polling from their media cohorts like pigs wallowing in
slop. They're just as happy as they can be because they know that
most Americans want to be followers rather than trend setters.
That's why Neil Boortz calls them, "Dumb-Masses". Thus if a poll
just happens to claim that the majority of Americans want
something like "real changes", then the masses will follow in
lockstep glee.

So in order to take away the Liberal Media's last offensive
weapon, Rush needs to institute the final phase of Operation
Chaos, the "Ninja Option". What this will do is to virtually
strip away polling from having any effect on the outcome of all
future elections and insure that the MSM cannot alter the true,
"will of the people".

That is because the Ninja Option creates and guarantees an
ongoing supply of registered Democrat majorities across the USA.
So many in fact, that the DNC will not have a clue as to
determining where to defend against or attack Republican
candidates before general elections. Imagine them wringing their
evil little talons at trying to figure out where to spend money
when they have the party voter majorities in just about every
place...and you thought you heard Howard Dean screeching before.

The Ninja option of OP. Chaos requires that all participating
Republicans who are Rush Babies (Conservatives) switch parties to
join the DNC until the end of this 2008 election year. Yes, that
means even though your state has already blown its wad on
electing L.I.A.R. McCain, you can still get your shot at trying
to win back Congress and the Senate to a Republican
majority...and do so by becoming a "Ninja Republican" under the
Ninja Option!

Don't worry; you will not be a Democrat for too long. You can
switch back to the Right after the General Elections. You won't
be there long enough to be seduced by the dark side of the Farce.
No, just put on your Ninja suits, join the DNC and poll as a
Democrat but vote Republican. That way the DNC and MSM will be
completely befuddled at where to attack Republican candidates.
After the elections switch back to being a Republican and vote in
your respective state Republican Primaries.

The beauty of this "Party-Hopping" via Operation Chaos and the
Ninja Option is that you'll drive the DNC hierarchy absolutely
bug-frigging nuts trying to figure out where they need to work
their MSM cohorts and spend their uncontrollable "donor" money.
Sure, they can make their claims that a large majority of
Americans are Democrats, but that won't mean flip when they start
losing elections because of cross voting Ninja Republicans who
are annually infiltrating their party after each state primary.

The cool thing about Operation Chaos and the Ninja Option is
that this can be done each and every election year to counter the
DNC money machines and the Mainstream Media's bias and polling.
Even though John McCain would be the first Republican to benefit
from the Ninja Republicans, maybe we can get him to sign some
kind of Conservative Presidential Pre-nuptial agreement? That's
about the only way I'd ever vote for him.

John DeJong is the lead creative designer for NotMeUSA. He has
been writing humorous advertisements for over twenty-five years.
All of the funny t-shirts, prescription pill bottles, and gag
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