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Baby Clothes Louder Than The Baby

by sparta

What is it with people making a mockery of their kids these days?
Anything that makes them look ridiculous, from the funny baby
t-shirts to the weird haircuts and plain silly names, anything
that draws attention to their child will suffice. Even if others
are laughing at them rather than with them, they don't mind.
Apparently all publicity is good publicity.

Whatever happened to babies being clean and tidy to be taken out
in public? What's wrong with these old fashioned ideas? Why do we
have to see them adorned in so many colours with slogans splashed
all over funny baby t-shirts? They look like buckets of vomit
rather than the cute little bundles of joy they're supposed to
be.

And have you noticed that babies are getting louder? Remember
the days when a baby would be in a position where it could see
its mother, wrapped up in soft baby blankets all cute curls and
clean smiles. There is no such thing these days.

Today you will see babies in luminous plastic buggies at car
exhaust height dressed in buckets of puke that their parents pass
off as funny baby t-shirts with their mouths wide open in a
desperate bid to be heard above their t-shirts!

Celebrities are the main instigators in this fashion for drawing
attention to their offspring in the weirdest ways. Michael
Jackson may well have thought that his children were disguised in
veils but how many children do you see normally dressed like
that? They were never going to blend into the background now were
they?

Another well know celebrity was seen out and about with her baby
who must have been paid to advertise the Burberry brand. From the
buggy to the sunshade to the baby bag to the baby clothes, from
her clothes probably right down to her baby's nappy, all were the
signature beige tartan of Burberry. Sad, but true. However, she
did have the excuse of bordering on being a chav.

The only thing separating this celebrity from your average high
street chav was her bank balance. Unfortunately, money cannot buy
you good taste.

Take a walk round Basildon shopping precinct and you will see
funny baby t-shirts galore. Simple slogans that the fifteen year
old mothers can read, some that are even so funny they interact
with their friends funny baby t-shirts. You know the sort - 'I'm
with stupid', that sort of thing. Oh, bring on the Burberry,
please!

Scientific research suggests that babies who are consistently
dressed in funny baby t-shirts will grow up to be emotionally
insecure due to people constantly pointing and laughing at them.
They will also suffer hearing defects due to the loudness of
their clothes and often require surgery for dislocated jaws where
they have been trying to shout above them.

Statistics show that a staggering forty nine per cent of
children forced to wear comedy clothes will grow up to be
clinically depressed, a further nineteen per cent will run away
with the circus and become clowns, seventeen per cent will become
clinical psychologists in a bid to understand what made them that
way and the remaining fifteen per cent will become estate agents
(unofficial figures). To avoid cases of child cruelty being
brought against you in later years, I suggest you avoid the trend
for anything that will draw undue attention to your child.

Child care expert Catherine Harvey looks at the trend for <a
href="http://www.justgaga.co.uk/">funny baby t-shirts</a> by
mothers today.

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