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The His And Hers Guide To Moving House

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There are many things in life that the sexes don't agree on. In
fact, that will cover most things and happy relationships are
built on knowing the differences and reaching a compromise.
Compromise for a man consists of knowing when to shut up and for
a woman means getting knowing how to get him to shut up so you
can have your own way.

When a couple have finally agreed on the females decision to
sell your beloved home, uproot and take you somewhere that needs
re-decorating all over again, the work begins. Firstly,
negotiating a sale price. Leave this to the woman.

As with all things in life, the man wants the easy route. He has
decided to go along with the majority vote to move (that'll be
the woman then) and he wants the deed over and done with as soon
as possible so that he can get back to the Sunday afternoon
couch/footie combo and not suffer endless trips around
prospective houses. That is why he will agree with whatever price
the estate agent tells him. And exactly why it should be left to
a woman.

Have you ever seen a woman disagree on the price of an item?
Have you seen her march to the counter in a shop demanding to see
the manager, demanding to know how they justify such prices and
eventually earning herself a discount, even if it is just to shut
her up? The same applies to house selling. Your woman will turn
into a demon of negotiation if she feels she is being done out of
a few quid that would be better spent on a new pair of shoes.
Better the estate agent feel her wrath than you.

Once the price is agreed and prospective buyers are being lined
up, she will turn into a whirling dervish of activity. Cleaning
and sprucing are the by words of weekends. Long gone are the
man's days of Sunday visits to the pub - oh no, now you'll be out
in the garden, weeding, clearing leaves, potting new plants (for
who?) and re-painting the outside of the house for kerb appeal.
Of course, the male of the species will not understand this
activity. Why paint a house you are moving out of. Trust her on
this one - it works, thus insuring your couch/footie experience
gets ever closer.

Once sold, you will need to find a removal company. Of course,
the man will tend to open the Yellow Pages, close his eyes and
stick in a pin. Even if the men from the removal company turn up
in Stetsons and wearing chaps he wouldn't recognise them as
cowboys. The fact that the removal company may not make it to the
destination with your furniture doesn't enter his head.

They assure him of their knowledge that he needs to get back to
the couch/footie as soon as and this is affirmation enough for
him that they will do a good job. Of course, there is a strong
possibility that you will hand over all your hard earned money to
this removal company and never see your furniture again but he
would never believe that.

The wife, on the other hand, will turn her negotiation and
detective skills to good use. She will seek out a removal company
that is affiliated with the relevant organisations, obtain quotes
that are written in blood and ensure that they simply wouldn't
dare to divert from her itinerary.

Her indoors will also ensure you have a removal company that are
going to do the bulk of the hard work. You think she understands
your need to stay on the couch watching the footie while someone
else packs your belongings? Absolutely not. She simply wants her
things to get to your new home in one piece and doesn't trust
your easily distracted mind.

Either way, it is in your best interests to allow the lady of
the home to do the organisation of a house move from negotiating
a price to picking the removal company. Go along with her
delegation of jobs, there is no woman as efficient as the one
that needs to feather a new nest so you can be sure her efforts
will have your rear connected with that couch in pretty swift
time.

Relationship expert Catherine Harvey looks at how choosing a <a
href="http://www.theremoval.com/">removal company</a> will have
different levels of importance for a man and woman.

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